Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Family Values & Pampers...lol

Republican Senator David Vitters of Louisiana made a doo-doo...

The "family values" blowhard, who was one of the loudest congressmen when it came to condemning Bill Clinton's immorality, has some 'splaining to do. His name has been discovered in the telephone records of a recently busted prostitution ring in Washington D.C.. This guy has been in the forefront of the republican drive to "clean up" America...once again the "family values" party is anything but. There are at least 5 instances during the 1990's where the escort service contacted the then U.S. representative.

During the Clinton witch-hunt, Sen. Vitter's wife stated that if her husband cheated on her, she would be more like Lorena Bobbitt (the scissor using wife of a guy who lost a certain part of his body) than Hillary Clinton. I guess that was just hot air. She was seen in a press conference today stating that she has forgiven and still loves him. Come on girl!! Where is your backbone??

Also, according to newspaper reports out of New Orleans, he was a customer of two local prostitutes. Here is the kicker...he paid them $300 and wore diapers while frolicking with the ladies of questionable stature...lol.

One aspect of this scene that I find particularly disturbing is that he is only admitting to past "sins", not past crimes that he has committed. Last time I checked, prostitution is illegal?...

This is too good. Each and every time one of these holier-than-thou idiots goes down, I get a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. I am soooooooo sick of these a-holes using "christian values" as a tool for making money and gaining influence.

Who was responsible for uncovering this situation? None other than Larry Flint, publisher of Hustler magazine. Love him or hate him, he has a knack for exposing the hypocrites that seem to dominate the republican party. This is not to say that the democrats are squeaky clean, they just don't go around wrapping themselves in the American flag and thumping on the Bible.

Enough is enough. It's time to take all of these idiots and hold their feet to the fire.

1 comment:

Ronald 'More-More' Moshki said...

David "The Diaper" Vitter is even weirder than Craig.

God, where do they come from?